Making Fun of the Competition(Even though their awful)

This is my eleventh post. Wow! I'm surprised I made that many.
Anyway the thing that bothers me about blogs is that almost all of them have one bad thing in common; they bore me. I have yet to see another blog that I would chose it over lying in a ditch somewhere for a weekend. The thing that bores me about most blogs is that they are about peoples lives which is boring not just because most people's lives are boring, but also because they say it in a boring way. Other blogs are about the news which is also boring because they all end up being about one or occasionally two subjects. And another thing. These are supposed to be the good blogs. Don't get me started on the bad blogs. I can get myself started on them. A lot of blogs are in Spanish. I don't know how exactly to rant about that but, its still manages to bother me beyond belief. The other kinds of blogs are about products and are probably owned by companies too cheap to get a real website. Good luck trying to find or, write a blog that doesn't make lying in a ditch look fun and see if you can send me a cupcake,muffin or wine bottle to congratulate me on my eleventh post and good luck finding a ditch because ditches are hard to find these days.

Television

Its been a while since I posted but know since I have nothing better to do I'll make a post. I think this is a good time of the day to post because its one of those times of the day where this is nothing good on T.V. Not that there is ever anything good enough to plan to watch or tell people when it is on anymore. The bestt show I've watched is Father Ted. Father Ted is about a Catholic priest named Ted who lives with two other Catholic priests named Jack and Dougal and his housekeeper on an island on the west coast of Ireland called Craggy Island. The good thing about that show was that none of the characters were boring. In the best T.V shows today they could kill of some characters and no one would care because they were probably boring. They used to show it at 3:00 on Wednesdays nights on BBC America, but know they got rid of it completely (probably because it didn't have enough sex).
And Another thing. The only good T.V shows today are old ones and the ones that make fun of things. The bad thing about the T.V shows that make fun of things is that they rely on people knowing the T.V shows and movies that they make fun of, so in about ten years after the show started, no one watches it anymore.
I know that there are know Father Ted DVDs. I rented that 2nd and 3rd season, but I'm still trying to look for the first. Maybe you can send me an e-mail if you know somewhere that sells all three seasons. Screw that, I'll just buy them on the internet.

The Weather

Its one of those times of the year where it can be sunny and freezing in the same day. Its like the weather is trapped between summer and autumn. I think I might have yelled " Make up your mind already!" This morning but, it was probably in my head like a lot of things. A lot of people are probably used to this unpredictable weather but, where I used to live; in autumn it was chilly... and rainy, in winter it was freezing... and rainy, in spring it was cool... and rainy, and in summer it was (almost) warm...and rainy.
And another thing. These trends that people come up with are ridiculous. No, ridiculous isn't strong enough, but I'm to lazy to come up with another word for it. The first ridiculous trend is spelling things wrong on purpose. This especial goes for the internet, in fact that's exactly what I was thinking about. I already ranted about this sort of thing , and I don't feel like doing it again, so I'll move on. The second one is the "relaxed" look. I don't care much about fashion, but I'll rant about it anyway. Well, anyway for those who don't know, the relaxed look is wearing suits in a messy way. Its supposed to make them look relaxed but, they end up looking like the guy in that movie where the rich guy becomes a hobo.(I think its called hobo something or lowlife something. My friend saw it.) That reminds me of a comic I saw in the Far Side Gallery where it shows a man-sized cockroach in an alley telling some hobos how he used to be a big executive, until someone yelled that he was just a big cockroach.

The Internet

One of the things that bother me about the internet are links to pages that just say coming soon. They might as well say coming never because even if they do make that page by the time they do, most people would have lost interest. Sometimes half the pages are coming soon pages. I'm not just thinking about certain kinds of websites; Every kind of website has coming soon pages, whether their owned by a big company or owned by some idiot or a bunch of idiots who happen to have a website. Some websites are just a waste of time, money, and its name. Some websites haven't been updated for years and others are just pointless, like this one: http://www.something.com
Well anyway if your going to look for a website that doesn't make staring at the back of your hands look fun: good luck. You'll need it.

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Now that I have finally found the time to post something, I can't think of anything to post. Its just another one of those times when fate conspires against. For example: when I finally find the time to eat, I'm not hungry, and when I finally find the time to sleep, I'm not tired. Even the laws of physics and reality seem to change just to bother me. Sometimes when I'm in large building I somehow get from one floor to another without using any stairs or elevators. Sometime my things aren't where I distinctly remember putting them. And another thing people all kind of conspire against me just like the other things. For example I tell people about a great idea I came up with, and within a few weeks some big company is using the same idea I had. And another thing. Those big companies and everyone else think their so great with their big fancy websites, and their html code and what not. All I have is writing. Hey, I just had an idea! I'll keep posting until I have about a hundred and fifty pages and send them all to a publishing company to make a book out of it. Now it will be stolen in 5...4...3...2...1... Stolen by some big company!

And now I have to find something else to do before the irony of making a post that started being about not being able to make a post makes my head explode