Santa Clause

I heard that, when they were bringing up the idea of making Santa Claus thinner, they were actually fecking serious. It's like they don't even consider thinking about their ideas before they say them. I mean just listen to that idea. Just say "Santa Clause needs to loose weight" out loud. If that's not one of the stupidest things you could possibly say, I don't know what is. How the hell would you explain to the children why Santa lost weight. The fat bastard has no conceivable reason for loosing weight because Santa Clause is immortal, married, lives in the middle of nowhere, and no one ever sees him. What the hell sort of motivation could he possibly have.
They might as well start encouraging children to make fun of the fat kid more often. At least that makes a little sense.

Also, on an unrelated note, I believe I might start writing more often. Since no one reads this anymore, I can keep writing crap and have no need to edit or care about the opinion of others.