Making Fun of the Competition(Even though their awful)

This is my eleventh post. Wow! I'm surprised I made that many.
Anyway the thing that bothers me about blogs is that almost all of them have one bad thing in common; they bore me. I have yet to see another blog that I would chose it over lying in a ditch somewhere for a weekend. The thing that bores me about most blogs is that they are about peoples lives which is boring not just because most people's lives are boring, but also because they say it in a boring way. Other blogs are about the news which is also boring because they all end up being about one or occasionally two subjects. And another thing. These are supposed to be the good blogs. Don't get me started on the bad blogs. I can get myself started on them. A lot of blogs are in Spanish. I don't know how exactly to rant about that but, its still manages to bother me beyond belief. The other kinds of blogs are about products and are probably owned by companies too cheap to get a real website. Good luck trying to find or, write a blog that doesn't make lying in a ditch look fun and see if you can send me a cupcake,muffin or wine bottle to congratulate me on my eleventh post and good luck finding a ditch because ditches are hard to find these days.