It all makes sense

According to studies obesity makes you depressed, lazy, unathletic, dumb, ugly, smelly, and a bunch of other stuff, which I refuse to use bigger words for because they fail to get to the point.
Anyway, the fact that people portray obesity as the gradual metamorphosis from a human into a festering turd, conflicts with all the ideas of all men being equal, everything evening out. I was wondering why they were all panicked at the fact that America is full of fatasses until I found this and now it all makes sense.
Governments and societies want you to be certain things: optimistic, athletic, inventive, hardworking etc.
But I've seen people like this and have questioned if any of them are really that happy. Sure, optimism might sound good, but being optimistic isn't as important as repeating the same inane, meaningless slogans with a smile on your face.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the happiest man on earth is some fat cokehead on a motorcycle who doesn't wear a helmet. For thousands of years there have been clashing philosophies about whether life should be about pleasure, self improvement, or enlightenment and over time people have gotten caught up in shit and haven't had time to think about it. So we end up listening to people who have the qualities we think we want. We were probably told as some point that this is the ideal human being. That this is what we should aspire to be. And these pricks keep rephrasing what we need to do to become that. That's how they maintain control.