Barbecue

Today I went to a barbecue place and took a mental note of a few things that I made fun of. For example, there was a cartoon pig mascot thing who I saw eating ribs on a kids menu which I found sort of disturbing. I also saw the description for the Devils spit Bloody Mary which said "This recipe was given to us by the devil himself.". Well, that's going to make a lot of religious people angry. The desserts where probably the funniest( once I made fun if them). One of the desserts I made fun of was the Better than Mom's Pecan Pie which said "The owner of the restaurant swears this is better than his mom's. I looked at the picture of the owner of the restaurant and he looked like he was pretty old so it would be easy for that pie to be better than his mom's because she is probably on a life support system and its probably hard to cook when your on a hospital bed. The second dessert was the Peach Cobbler which said "An old recipe made better with our secret ingredient: some brand of liquor." The whole point of a secret ingredient is its supposed to be secret. Without that its just an ingredient. And another thing; I made this picture for this blog and I never get to use it . If you don't know its making fun of a movie from the 60's called the blog. The funny part of that movie was the way it ended( I put the ending in white so I don't spoil it) At the end the blob is frozen and left in the Arctic and the main character says "Oh well, it will stay there. As long as the Arctic stays cold." That sound a bit careless to me.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom to deal with the horrible consequences of eating beans and peaches in the same night.

Shortened words

One of the many things I hate are shorter versions of words. One of the types of words I hate being shortened are names because they make guys names and girl names the same: for Example Alexander and Alexis = Alex,Samuel and Samantha= Sam etc. I also hate it when the names of video games are shortened because then it is a lot harder to figure out what game they're talking about. Some examples of these shorter versions of these games are Grand Theft Auto=GTA, Final Fantasy= FF, Grand Turismo= GT, Metal Gear Solid= MGS. And Another thing. Those words that people use on the internet bother me. Examples of those words are OMG and LOL and BTW. So anyway next time your typing something take the time and write the full version of the word before I go crazy...er.

Overprotection

You know the way all those politicians are against some video games and psychologists say they are a bad influence on people? Well, if this keeps up, then those video games will be gone like horror comics. Most people don't even know what horror comics are. Do you know why? Its because they were gone because of psychologists and overprotective politicians! In the future people will be going "What is a video game?" So its not that those video games are a bad influence on people as those psychologists are a bad influence on politicians.

story

Here is a joke based on a true story. A boy sees a lot of alcoholic beverages on a table and asks his parents "Are we having a party?". "No," says his mother "I just let your father go grocery shopping by himself."

Prologues

The thing that I hate about books like Dracula and The Strange Case of Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde is that they have prologues.Prologues are at the beginning of the book, but they are not written like they are supposed to be at the beginning of the book. One of the things that I hate..No really hate is that they say what happens in the story. Who lives, who dies everything! Its like the story is being whipped, boiled, and quartered until its nothing but a bunch of bits that are then jumped so, in other words every twist in the story is revealed in the prologue in a mind numbing fashion. And another thing: prologues are always saying that there are these stupid symbols in a story like: "Dracula is homosexual" or "Dracula is a symbol for monopoly". Dracula is a vampire you ass!( . So anyway if you ever see someone who writes prologues( most prologues are written by college lecturers, so a college lecturer will do) tell them I hate them with an intense, burning passion.

New Blog

This is a new blog, so I'm still figuring out what to put on it.
There are three main types of blogs.
1.About the authors life (Boring and I have a bad memory most of the time)
2.The author's view on politics ( Those blogs are for nerds and losers. No offense to the nerds and losers)
3.The author rants about things(This is the last one so, I'll choose that)

I usually rant on long car trips while the people around me make pathetic attempts to kill themselves so, I'll just write down whatever I ranted about on those long car trips.http://www.blogger.com/jspellhtml/JSpell.jsp