Another Death at a Funeral

What the hell? They used the SAME FECKING MIDGET.

Also I added labels to everything in this blog if anyone cares.

Santa Clause

I heard that, when they were bringing up the idea of making Santa Claus thinner, they were actually fecking serious. It's like they don't even consider thinking about their ideas before they say them. I mean just listen to that idea. Just say "Santa Clause needs to loose weight" out loud. If that's not one of the stupidest things you could possibly say, I don't know what is. How the hell would you explain to the children why Santa lost weight. The fat bastard has no conceivable reason for loosing weight because Santa Clause is immortal, married, lives in the middle of nowhere, and no one ever sees him. What the hell sort of motivation could he possibly have.
They might as well start encouraging children to make fun of the fat kid more often. At least that makes a little sense.

Also, on an unrelated note, I believe I might start writing more often. Since no one reads this anymore, I can keep writing crap and have no need to edit or care about the opinion of others.

Human

I have a theory that all this shit about humans being bad in District 9 and Avatar stems from stuff people saw in childhood, such as Bambi. And the way they get the audience to side against the humans, is by portraying the non-humans as adorable and portraying the humans almost one dimensionally as well as ugly.
This especially goes for District 9 where they just went out of their way to be douchebags to the point when they're more like cartoons than people. Like some sort of weird cartoon/human hybrid made by a mad scientist who was playing god at the time.
I haven't seen Avatar, but I know I'm going to see more of the same. And this shit been going on for a long time. There's a whole damn webpage dedicated to this. They're even putting real life examples and saying the destruction of the human race can't come soon enough. And these examples were usually ones where someone was being raped while everybody else did nothing, but you don't see these misanthropes on the internet do anything about it. They just get mad for a second and then go back to beating off to furry porn.

EDIT: Saw Avatar and I was absolutely right about it. In fact I was more right than I imagined, with the only exception being that the villain was far more interesting; Although, having a good actor play him definitely helped. I liked District 9 better because of the way they portrayed the aliens. District 9 didn't sugar coat the aliens too much. Avatar on the other hand had the aliens and the planet sugar coated to the point where everybody died of diabetes. The way the jungle in Avatar looked was so pretty that it disgusted me. In fact if there were two words I could use to describe the place in Avatar it would be repulsive and grotesque. The same applies to the aliens. Kind of like the way the Joker dressed in the old Batman film. While everyone else was supposed immersed in the "beautiful" scenery and alien people, I wanted to see everything killed because it was like a corrosive acid washing over my senses. I felt the need to see it burned down, and unsurprisingly the film delivered.

AND ANOTHER THING: I read that the people who think this film is the best thing, since sliced bread think that this film has an environmental message. Well SPOILER ALERT. The film ended on a pretty much hopeless note, where humans went back to their shit hole planet(it doesn't imply, but straight out says that) and those who helped were lucky enough to stay. Oh, and the main character gets to stay in his alien body because his human one is ugly and crippled and he lives with the aliens all happily ever after. The main character even says that humans killed mother earth. Now you could say that this is in the future, but killed is past tense and I doubt that they killed nature recently and second of all, how the fucking fuck are we supposed to compete with aliens who can literally connect with all the animals and shit. As a whole, I'd say District 9 is better unless you like really fucked up science fiction and only watch films for the special effects, which I can understand. But I'd rather watch Invictus anyway because it was about the same subject as District 9, but the people who wrote it either didn't feel like putting aliens in it, or had more testicular fortitude. It might not have aliens and it might not be all dark and edgy, but I have a feeling that it's a better movie. Mainly because it wasn't like two hours of some douche trying to shame me using aliens.

Vampires

Has anyone heard of a little story called Twilight? For those who like vampires, it gets worse.