One Hand Clapping

I haven't posted in a while and once again its not my fault, its everyone else in the world's fault. This post is probably not a good post, but this is all you all are getting for now because its all I could come up with and I am still going with the whole it is better to do something badly than not do it at all. Another sort of philosophy thing I have is the smart-ass philosophy. The theory is pretty simple: each time there is a new theory or idea, someone will try to disprove it. The derogatory term for these people is "smart-ass". So that is all I can think of for now. I think it would be hilarious to see someone try to prove that theory wrong. It is not definetly true, but if someone does not try to prove that wrong, then its because enough people haven't seen it. I should have added that before. And another thing. Have you ever been in a store and someone asks if your looking for something? Well if not maybe its just me because I'm the shifty-looking, indecisive, part Middle-Eastern guy. Anyway they do that because they think you're stealing, so if that offends you, tell them your looking for something really hard to find and they will have to help you. Remember that you don't have to use arguing to get what you want, you have the power of ignorance. This is probably all your getting for now. Again its not good, but I had to post something.

Brainwashed

There are many things these days that make being shot in the head look fun. One of them is T.V shows making fun of other T.V shows that are ten times better than them. Especially when an American show makes fun of British television. The only thing that American network television shows are better for is for the people who are in charge of making it making money becuase they are tied to big companies that can be boycotted by people which streetlights up their asses( they don't literally have streetlights up their asses, but they will if I have my way) who can't handle anything funny. My theory is that these shows are trying to brainwash viewers into thinking the shows that are many times better than them are worse than them and if you think otherwise you have probably been brainwashed by the T.V shows because the big executive writer producer director guys have thought ahead. And another thing. Franchise video games are brainwashing children. In places that sell video games these days you can see kids getting games with cartoon characters they like such as Kim Possible the video game or games with video game characters that they like such as Sonic Exterme Racers or whatever. And sometimes at these stores you can find a guy looking at them like he is an Indian seeing his land being turned into a dump and the other Indians being shot and poissibly raped while the guys who are killing and possibly raping them are singing Capetown Races (When you sleep as little as I do you can come up with some extermely disturbing scenerios). So anyway remember that I'm the only person you can trust in the world, so when I say something you know its true because I'm not trying to make money.

The Rant before 666

As you probably know, today is the fifth of June 2006 which is before the sixth of June 2006 with spells 6/6/06 and if you remove the 0 you get 6/6/6 and if you remove the slashes, you get 666 which is supposed to be an evil, satanic number. I'll write more about this on my website, so I shouldn't have written about this here, but I thought The Rant before 666 would be a cool title for this post. Anyway have you ever noticed those new video game systems? If you said yes to this question out loud you should jump off a bridge for being such an idiot unless you have the habit of reading things out loud, but never mind that because I'm getting extremely off the topic I was originally going to write about.
Anyway these fancy new generation systems seem to be getting worse and worse. A lot of the features of the PS3 have been taken away, it does not look as look as good as it was originally supposed to, the new Nintendo has a remote for a controller that some people say its great, but I think they just bought stock in Nintendo, and the worst part of the Nintendo system is that its been renamed the Wii which embarrasses Nintendo fans and means there are a lot of stupid jokes about it and I am getting very sick of stupid jokes. Back in 2002 or something we thought the PS3 was going to be a robot that could do anything and would destroy the human race, but I'm disappointed now because its just a slightly better version of the PS2.
So for now I'll just say what Irish Catholic Great Uncle always says: "The day of reckoning is upon us." Have a happy apocalypse everyone.