To spite those who think this is "abandoned"

This post is a post to spite those who think I have stopped posting posts and to show you how bad translating can be.
Here are some instructions I found:

Hot Dance Instruction

Thanks for purchasing our product. This product is made for dancing and health-care.

Please read this instruction carefuly before using and please folow the steps properly and remember to take good care of this instruction

PRODUCT INSTALLATION:

1. Wipe off the dust on the surface of the product, peel off the white paper, fix it in the four corners on the cushion.

2. Peel off the celophane paper, fix the attached suface on the ground.

3. If attached surface is dusty, it can be wipe off by a piece of cloth.

Notice:

! Warning

• Forbidden to use this product if you feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately If there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it.
• Please take off your shoes when using this product, don't wear a smooth sock do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.
• There is maybe have some white powder on the surface of the product, please wipe off by a piece of soft, clean cloth.
• Make sure to pave the cushion.
• Don not put it near furniture and other odds and ends.
• Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.
• High technology product, do not apart, seperate or fix it anyway. Or the damge can not be guaranteed.
• Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especialy far away from fireplace.
• If this product can't work well, pease connect with your supplier directiy.
• This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occasion.
• Please shut off power before removing this product.
• Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
• Do not wear sharp shoes when using it, that may cause damage to the product.
• When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
• Strong jump or shake may cause influence to the video and audio output.
• Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.

Now if you excuse me I'm going to play table tennis with pac man on the moon and not the stupid arms and legs version.

Note: That last part was extremely sarcastic(except for the version of pac man with the arms and legs is stupid) the rest is 100 percent true or legit or real or whatever you gobshites use these days

aslo note: I do not mean gobshite in a bad way, it just sounds funnier.

also note: Tell me if i should get rid of some parts. Did I mention the speling mistake are probably on purpose?

Ah screw it.

Also note that there are supposed to be bullets for all the warnings.

Alright, now screw it.