Ten Disturbing Facts That Will Haunt You for the Rest of Your Life

1. Fish food is made from fish bones and powdered blood.
2. Gelatine is made from bones
3. Death is the number two thing that people fear (the first is public speaking)
4. Baseball was based on a British game called rounders which was played by girls.
5. There hasn't been any good new things on television since since 1998.
6. The television people started making bad shows and stopped making new ones after Survivor.
7. I don't know what Survivor is but I am proud to say I have never watched it. I warned you Americans against it, but no. You wouldn't listen. You all thought I was crazy! And now you fools have brought about the demise of decent televison! ( Note that I only mean the Americans who didn't listen to me. Don't sue.)
8. Benjamin Franklin (One of the guys who founded the United States for anyone who doesn't know) was a Satanist.
9. George Washington spent a lot of money on liquer .
10. There are si many possibilities for the 10th fact and because I said I'm writting 10 facts and standing by it I'm only writing this and probably not posting for a long time unless I feel like doing whatever the alternative is.