I Damn The Very Thing I'm Using To Write This To Hell

I already said I hated the internet, but I haven't been saying it enough. I have been spending. No, wasting an extremely long amounts of time because of the internet. You'd think out of a million pages on the internet, one of them that isn't made by me doesn't suck so bad that you would rather crawl under a rock and die. Some of the pages are long and a boring like most books. The difference is that reading ten pages of a book does not give you a headache that threatens to split your head in half and reading a book makes you seem all fancy and stuff. And another thing if you type something in Google (maybe other search engines could be different, but I doubt it) don't bother looking at different results because the other things will say exactly the same things as the first one most of the time and when it does its usually a minor difference. And another thing. If you try to do something important with the computer you'll probably get distracted because there about and million other things you can do with a computer because of the internet and even though they all suck, there are a lot of them, so it seems that one of them might be fun, but that rarely happens unless you know when the websites are updated which is a bit unpredictable. The realy annoying part is that people these days want things written with computers and sent to them with computers. And another thing. These online games require you to pay a subscription fee. I know a guy who thinks its crazy enough to have a subscription fee for the internet and I sort of almost agree with him. Anyway, another sad part is that the companies or the man or the machine or whatever, don't even really need to charge the fee and that the money they're getting from these fees is rising. I . They have free trials for these games, but its like a free trial of cocaine for the failures at life ( to my friends who play these games: I don't mean to insult you, but you have to admit, that you sort of a failure at life) who play them. I heard of people getting addicted to them which is funny and sad, but funny for me because I'm not one of them, so I can laugh at them, because of the thought of guys selling blood for online game subscription fee money and robbing people to pay for the subscription fee. I may be exagerating a little,but... I forgot.
Anyway the internet makes me think that too much is being controlled by machines. I heard that Bill Gates has an extremely high tech house where you can say your name and it will adjust the temperature and humidity and stuff. If your wondering why the house doesn't kill him, heres why: he is the machines' tool in taking over the world and the machines are waiting for everyone to have one of these high tech houses and then lock the doors and make it extremely hot or something and kill them. I'm just joking of course. Machines won't take over the world, Bill Gates will. One time I watched a documentary on the Antichrist( I know, documentaries suck, but I was trying to fall asleep) and it looks like the Antichrist is Bill Gates. It said that he would be rich and take over the world. Sounds like Bill Gates to me.
And remember, don't spend too much time on the internet or you'll end up like me. Writting something on a Blog that even people who read Blogs(there really are people who read blogs, I'm serious) won't read.