Barbecue

Today I went to a barbecue place and took a mental note of a few things that I made fun of. For example, there was a cartoon pig mascot thing who I saw eating ribs on a kids menu which I found sort of disturbing. I also saw the description for the Devils spit Bloody Mary which said "This recipe was given to us by the devil himself.". Well, that's going to make a lot of religious people angry. The desserts where probably the funniest( once I made fun if them). One of the desserts I made fun of was the Better than Mom's Pecan Pie which said "The owner of the restaurant swears this is better than his mom's. I looked at the picture of the owner of the restaurant and he looked like he was pretty old so it would be easy for that pie to be better than his mom's because she is probably on a life support system and its probably hard to cook when your on a hospital bed. The second dessert was the Peach Cobbler which said "An old recipe made better with our secret ingredient: some brand of liquor." The whole point of a secret ingredient is its supposed to be secret. Without that its just an ingredient. And another thing; I made this picture for this blog and I never get to use it . If you don't know its making fun of a movie from the 60's called the blog. The funny part of that movie was the way it ended( I put the ending in white so I don't spoil it) At the end the blob is frozen and left in the Arctic and the main character says "Oh well, it will stay there. As long as the Arctic stays cold." That sound a bit careless to me.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom to deal with the horrible consequences of eating beans and peaches in the same night.